Posted 6 hours ago

Jameson Black Barrell is fucking smooooth. Love it.
After this week, all I want to do it get totally wasted. Fuck yeah

Posted 1 week ago

I fucking hate Home Depot. Hate it! Because that’s where your childhood goes to die. It really is, it’s where your childhood goes to die. The second… the one day you go in to a Home Depot and you’re like, “Oooo knobs.” You’re dead. You’re dead inside. All of us have had that moment where we’re like, “That’s a cute little mailbox.” Bury your dreams ‘cause you’re not a kid any more.

(Source: silverrock)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(Source: bustedbitmap)

Posted 2 weeks ago

trohmankini:

  • it’s okay to eat
  • it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable
  • stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok
  • your body is wonderful exactly the way it is
  • please be kind to yourself
  • i love you so much
Posted 3 weeks ago
Light Slowbro | Tomokazu Komiya

If the Shellder attached to its tail becomes separated, this Pokémon reverts to a normal Slowpoke.

(Source: pastelgameboy)

Posted 3 weeks ago

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

Posted 3 weeks ago

vickymaus:

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

what a time to be alive

(Source: warbyparker)

Posted 4 weeks ago

it should be someone’s job to go through old texts and documents and stuff and rewrite them so it’s in modern language with historical context and everything

that would be such an awesome work like shit if I had free time (and a history degree/any history knowledge) I’d do it

Posted 4 weeks ago

dragon-ebooks:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

I wanna coat my car in this stuff